More news from the eternal war between man and bear:
The bears attacked on water, launching a deep-water ambush of a human naval vessel. Fortunately the attack was beaten back.
The human forces counterattacked on land, ramming a bear contingent with a two-wheeled assault vehicle. The bear army was forced to beat a hasty retreat.
UPDATE: Bears now taking cues from William Tecumseh Sherman, attacking American farms in an effort to stop production of our #1 cash crop.
We ask that all bipeds be on guard against the constant ursine threat. Victory begins at home.
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