Lightning-quick reading guide

Oh yeah, it's lightning-quick!

1. Decent article on Republican fiscal irresponsibility

Moral: Republicans don't really want "smaller government," no matter how you define the term. If any conservatives working outside Washington really do want smaller government...well, you got jacked, my friends.

2. Decent but overly smug article about energy cost saving in corporate America

Moral: As soon as you put a reasonable price on energy (instead of artificially lowering the price and giving everyone incentives to waste it as we did for many decades), energy problems start disappearing. But more than conservation is necessary if we're going to stop global warming, so let's hold off on the smugness.

3. Funny column about Intelligent Design

Moral: Everything I said about Intelligent Design is still right. But I'm totally ashamed at failing to make the connection to one of my favorite Monty Python sketches.

4. Amazing story about the first cyborg nanomachine.

Moral: The march of technology continues. Let's just be glad the Bible doesn't say anything about the blasphemic nature of cyborg nanomachines.

Amazingly, this post makes Noahpinion look almost like a normal blog. but never fear, Dear Readers (all 0.7 of you), more long-winded analysis will soon be back!